Warnings and Disclaimers

Warnings and Disclaimers:

Caution: If you are an idiot, you should consider a different hobby, such as marshmallow tossing. If you should engage in marshmallow tossing and choke or stumble on a marshmallow, please don't blame us. No one else can be held accountable for your incompetence. Because of the nature of idiocy, you may actually be one without recognizing it. We therefore insist that everyone read the following warnings.

Thank you.
Administration

Warning, follow these instructions at your own risk. These instructions were generated in good faith, however there may be flaws in procedure. Further, there are differnces in opinion on the best course of procedure in learning to fly a radio controlled helicopter. If you are uncertain of any of the instruction or find that these instructions do not work for you, please consult other sources.

Warning: Radio controlled helicopters can be dangerous. The rotor blades spin at high speeds. Coming into contact with spinning rotor blades may cause serious injury or death. Do not fly a radio controlled helicopter near pets or other people. Spinning rotor blades coming into contact with other objects may damage those objects or the helicopter. Read all instructions provided by the manufacturer of your model prior to use.

Warning: There are two types of radio controlled helicopter pilots; those that have crashed and those that will crash. If you crash while following these instructions, you probably were going to crash any way. Don't blame us. This may be a good place to tell you that if you bought your model pre-assembled, study it closely prior to flying. After you crash, you'll want to know what it is supposed to look like.